The Canoe Song
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Oh, I was walking down the road one dark and dreary day,
I came across a billboard and much to my dismay,
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before,
The wind and rain had done its work and this is what I saw.
Oh, smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes,
Wrigley spearmint beer,
Kennel-Ration dog food makes your complexion clear,
Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar,
And Texaco’s the beauty cream that’s used by all the stars.
Oh, plan our next vacation in a brand-new Frigidaire,
Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear,
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they’re three,
And people over sixty-five should bathe in Lipton tea! Hey!
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Created by Marc Downs
Recorded by Jon Klemens
To the tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious”
Why is it called the Canoe Song? Cuz we sang it on a Canoe Trip!