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Shaving Cream PDF Print E-mail
Written by Pat Klemens   
Thursday, 21 May 2009 13:45

Lyrics:      To the Tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean...      

I have a sad story to tell you

It may hurt your feelings a bit

Last night when I walked into my bathroom

I stepped in a pile of ...

 

Chorus (repeat after every verse):

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.

Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

 

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend

Her antics are queer I'll admit

Each time I say, 'Darling, I love you'

She tells me that I'm full of ...

 

Our baby fell out of the window

You'd think that her head would be split

But good luck was with her that morning

She fell in a barrel of ...

 

An old lady died in a bathtub

She died from a terrible fit

In order to fulfill her wishes

She was buried in six feet of ...

 

When I was in France with the army

One day I looked into my kit

I thought I would find me a sandwich

But the darn thing was loaded with ...

 

And now, folks, my story is ended

I think it is time I should quit

If any of you feel offended

Stick your head in a barrel of ...

 

Many more verses...

Our leader says Clean is a virtue,

On his face you will see not one zit.

Instead of washing with soap and hot water,

He scrubs with a handful of ...

 

Last Saturday I went out hiking,

I like to keep physically fit,

But when I stopped for a rest break,

My boots were all covered with ...

 

Let's have a cheer for the camp staff,

They're definitely our favorite!

But, every night at the campfire

They lead us and sing just like ...

 

I thought I would make me some tie-dyes

And bought lots of colors for it.

But after I dyed all my T-shirts

They all were the color of ...

 

Our leader made us all breakfast

I asked him what food was in it.

He laughed as he gave me a spoonful

And said it was rice, beans, and ...

 

Our 4th day of hiking at Philmont

We were dehydrated a bit

We'd heard that Ponil had cold root beer

But all that they gave us was...

 

We'd all just descended Mt. Baldy

Our stomachs a bottomless pit

We just wanted Probars and jerky

But Baldy Town made us do ...

 

While hiking, Joe spotted a black bear

He screamed like a girl cause of it

It left but Joe looked quite embarrassed

Then we noticed his pants filled with...

 

I asked to come out and play baseball

I'd just bought a new catchers mitt;

I asked you to throw me a fastball

but you threw me a big lump of ...

 

Once while I was at the ball game,

The batter smashed out a hit.

But while he was running for second,

He slipped in a big pile of ...

 

Last night we all had a big snowstorm,

And it's time to shovel, isn't it?

The only good thing about snow is,

It's better than shoveling ...
 
The Titanic PDF Print E-mail
Written by Pat Klemens   
Sunday, 12 April 2009 10:06

The Titanic (an old song, probably dating from as early as 1920).

Oh, they built the ship Titanic
to sail the ocean blue
They thought they had a ship
that the water wouldn't go through
but, by God’s almighty hand,
 the ship would never land.
it was sad when the great ship went down.

CHORUS:
It was sad (so sad)
it was sad (too bad)
it was sad when the great ship went down
to the bottom of the …....
(husbands and wives, little children lost their lives)
it was sad when the great ship went down.
 
Well the ship was filled with sin
And the sides about to burst
When the Captain shouted:
"WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST"
All the women and children cried
As the waves swept over the side
It was sad when the great ship went down.

CHORUS:
It was sad (so sad)
it was sad (too bad)
it was sad when the great ship went down
to the bottom of the …....
(husbands and wives, little children lost their lives)
it was sad when the great ship went down.

It was off the coast of England
Not very far from shore
Where the rich refuse to associate with the poor.
So they put them down below
And they were the first to go.
It was sad when the great ship went down.


CHORUS
It was sad (so sad)
it was sad (too bad)
it was sad when the great ship went down
to the bottom of the …....
(husbands and wives, little children lost their lives)
it was sad when the great ship went down.


Lady Esther turned around just to see her husband drown
as the ship Titanic made a gurgling sound.
So she wrapped herself in mink
as the ship began to sink.
It was sad when the great ship went down, down, down


CHORUS
It was sad (so sad)
it was sad (too bad)
it was sad when the great ship went down
to the bottom of the …....
(husbands and wives, little children lost their lives)
it was sad when the great ship went down.

Well they built another ship
Called the US 92
And the bow was painted red and the stern was painted blue
Well they christened her with beer
And she sank right off the pier
It was sad when the great ship went down.

CHORUS
It was sad (so sad)
it was sad (too bad)
it was sad when the great ship went down
to the bottom of the …....
(husbands and wives, little children lost their lives)
it was sad when the great ship went down. 

The captain faced the bow with a teardrop in his eye
as he waved the last lifeboat goodbye.
He knew he'd made a slip
so he went down with the ship.
It was sad when the great ship went down, down, down.

CHORUS
It was sad (so sad)
it was sad (too bad)
it was sad when the great ship went down
to the bottom of the …....
(husbands and wives, little children lost their lives)
it was sad when the great ship went down.

So the moral of the story as you can plainly see
is to wear your life preserver when going out to sea.
The Titanic never made it and never more shall be,
it was sad when the great ship went down, down, down.

CHORUS
It was sad (so sad)
it was sad (too bad)
it was sad when the great ship went down
to the bottom of the …....
(husbands and wives, little children lost their lives)
it was sad when the great ship went down.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 21 April 2009 07:50 )
 
Scout Vespers PDF Print E-mail
Written by Pat Klemens   
Sunday, 12 April 2009 09:46

Scout Vespers 

Sing to tune of: "Oh Christmas Tree"

Classic Words:

Softly falls the light of day,
While our campfire fades away.
Silently each Scout should ask
Have I done my daily task?
Have I kept my honor bright?
Can I guiltless sleep tonight?
Have I done and have I dared
Everything to be prepared?

Listen Lord, oh listen Lord,
As I whisper soft and low.
Bless my mom and Bless my dad,
These are things that they should know.
I will keep my honor Bright,
The oath and law will be my guide.
And mom and dad this you should know,
Deep in my heart I love you so.

Second version

Quietly we join as one,
Thanking God for Scouting fun
May we now go on our way,
Thankful for another day.
May we always love and share,
Living in peace beyond compare.
As Scout may we find,
Friendships true with all mankind.

Quietly we now will part,
Pledging ever in our heart,
To strive to do our best each day,
As we travel down life's way.
Happiness we'll try to give,
Trying a better life to live,
'Till all the world be joined in love,
Living in peace under skies above.

 
The Button Song PDF Print E-mail
Written by David Jacks   
Wednesday, 28 January 2009 19:49

The Button Song

 

Hi, my name is Joe, and I work in a button factory

One day my boss came up to me and asked “Joe are you busy?”

I said no

So he asked me to push a button with my Right Hand.

(Motion out and in with the Right Hand while singing the next verse.)

  

Hi, my name is Joe, and I work in a button factory

One day my boss cam up to me and asked “Joe are you busy?”

I said no

So he asked me to push a button with my Left Hand.

 (Motion out and in with the Right and Left Hand while singing the next verse.)

   

Hi, my name is Joe, and I work in a button factory

One day my boss cam up to me and asked “Joe are you busy?”

I said no

So he asked me to push a button with my Right Foot.

(Motion out and in with the Right and Left Hand and Right Foot while singing the next verse.)

  

Hi, my name is Joe, and I work in a button factory

One day my boss cam up to me and asked “Joe are you busy?”

I said no

So he asked me to push a button with my Left Foot.

(Motion out and in with the Right and Left Hand and Alternating Right & Left Foot while singing the next verse.)

  

Hi, my name is Joe, and I work in a button factory

One day my boss cam up to me and asked “Joe are you busy?”

I said no

So he asked me to push a button with my Head.

 (Motion out and in with the Right and Left Hand and Alternating Right & Left Foot, and Bobbing your Head Up and Down while singing the next verse.)

  

Hi, my name is Joe, and I work in a button factory

One day my boss cam up to me and asked “Joe are you busy?”

I said no

So he asked me to push a button with my Tongue.

(Motion out and in with the Right and Left Hand and Alternating Right & Left Foot, and Bobbing your Head Up and Down, and sticking your Tongue In and Out of your Mouth while singing the next verse.)

  

Hi, my name is Joe, and I work in a button factory

One day my boss cam up to me and asked “Joe are you busy?”

I said YES!

 
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 28 January 2009 21:34 )
 
Canoe Song PDF Print E-mail
Written by Administrator   
Tuesday, 25 March 2008 10:58

The Canoe Song 

Created by Marc Downs

Recorded by Jon Klemens

 Oh, I was walking down the road one dark and dreary day,

I came across a billboard and much to my dismay,

The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before,

The wind and rain had done its work and this is what I saw. 

Oh, smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, drink Wrigley spearmint beer,

Kennel-Ration dog food makes your complexion clear,

Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar,

And Texaco’s the beauty cream that’s used by all the stars. 

Oh, plan our next vacation in a brand-new Frigidaire,

Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear,

Doctors say that babies should smoke until they’re three,

And people over sixty-five should bathe in Lipton tea! 

Hey!

 

 

 
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 28 January 2009 21:33 )
 


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