Oh, I was walking down the road one dark and dreary day,
I came across a billboard and much to my dismay,
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before,
The wind and rain had done its work and this is what I saw.
Oh, smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes,
Wrigley spearmint beer,
Kennel-Ration dog food makes your complexion clear,
Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar,
And Texaco’s the beauty cream that’s used by all the stars.
Oh, plan our next vacation in a brand-new Frigidaire,
Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear,
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they’re three,
And people over sixty-five should bathe in Lipton tea! Hey!
Created by Marc Downs
Recorded by Jon Klemens
To the tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious”
Why is it called the Canoe Song? Cuz we sang it on a Canoe Trip!