Shaving Cream
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I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a pile of …
Chorus (repeat after every verse):
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen.
I think I’ll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I’ll admit
Each time I say, ‘Darling, I love you’
She tells me that I’m full of …
Our baby fell out of the window
You’d think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of …
An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of …
When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with …
And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of …
Many more verses…
Our leader says Clean is a virtue,
On his face you will see not one zit.
Instead of washing with soap and hot water,
He scrubs with a handful of …
Last Saturday I went out hiking,
I like to keep physically fit,
But when I stopped for a rest break,
My boots were all covered with …
Let’s have a cheer for the camp staff,
They’re definitely our favorite!
But, every night at the campfire
They lead us and sing just like …
I thought I would make me some tie-dyes
And bought lots of colors for it.
But after I dyed all my T-shirts
They all were the color of …
Our leader made us all breakfast
I asked him what food was in it.
He laughed as he gave me a spoonful
And said it was rice, beans, and …
Our 4th day of hiking at Philmont
We were dehydrated a bit
We’d heard that Ponil had cold root beer
But all that they gave us was…
We’d all just descended Mt. Baldy
Our stomachs a bottomless pit
We just wanted Probars and jerky
But Baldy Town made us do …
While hiking, Joe spotted a black bear
He screamed like a girl cause of it
It left but Joe looked quite embarrassed
Then we noticed his pants filled with…
I asked to come out and play baseball
I’d just bought a new catchers mitt;
I asked you to throw me a fastball
but you threw me a big lump of …
Once while I was at the ball game,
The batter smashed out a hit.
But while he was running for second,
He slipped in a big pile of …
Last night we all had a big snowstorm,
And it’s time to shovel, isn’t it?
The only good thing about snow is,
It’s better than shoveling …