I’m a Nut

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I’m a little coconut,
Sitting under this here tree.
Everybody steps on me,
That is why I’m cracked you see.

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I’m a nut, I’m a nut, I’m a nut, nut-nut-nut-nut-nut.
Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home.
Made a date for half past eight,
Better hurry or I’ll be late!

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Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself in the very last row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face!
Bought some roses at the store.
Told myself I wanted more.
That’s why I broke up with me.

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Now I am a nut that’s free!
Gee, I miss me all the time.
Wonder if I’m doing fine.
Maybe I’ll stop by to see If I have a chance with me.
Coca-Cola went to town,
Pepsi-Cola shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up,
Now we all drink 7-Up.

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