I’m a Nut
I’m a little coconut,
Sitting under this here tree.
Everybody steps on me,
That is why I’m cracked you see.
I’m a nut, I’m a nut, I’m a nut, nut-nut-nut-nut-nut.
Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home.
Made a date for half past eight,
Better hurry or I’ll be late!
Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself in the very last row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face!
Bought some roses at the store.
Told myself I wanted more.
That’s why I broke up with me.
Now I am a nut that’s free!
Gee, I miss me all the time.
Wonder if I’m doing fine.
Maybe I’ll stop by to see If I have a chance with me.
Coca-Cola went to town,
Pepsi-Cola shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up,
Now we all drink 7-Up.